WHAT IS A HATER?

Let's be clear. Because you enjoy Beyonce's music, that does not make you a stan. Because you don't particulary care for Beyonce, that does make you a hater. What makes a stan and a hater is time and energy. The time and energy that it takes to hate on someone you supposedly don't care about. If you like something then you should like it for what it is and not be bothered if someone doesn't agree with it. I will admit Beyonce is not perfect. She has done some things I didn't quite understand. (Seriously Beyonce, what in Dereon hell were you thinking?) But I can enjoy her because those imperfections only leave room for improvement in the future.

So if you want to see if you are a hater or a stan take this quiz. Read each statement carefully and select which statement is true.

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QUESTION 1

Beyonce Knowles is ______.

A. A fake overexposed tramp! I'm so tired of seeing her everywhere. Everytime I go to Google and type her name she pops up. Everytime i go to www.beyonce.com she's there! Everytime I listen to "B'Day" I hear her voice." Everytime I buy tickets to her concert, she pops up. She's everywhere and I'm so sick of her!

B. She is the greatest person to ever live in the history of life. She is the greatest gift since God created 24-Hour McDonald's and I am so blessed to have her in my life.

C. A entertainer who works very hard and deserves everything she has achieved.

 

QUESTION 2

Kelly Rowland is:

A. Much more talented than Beyonce and would be more famous than Beyonce if Beyonce weren't crammed down our throats.

B. Matthew Knowles' illegitimate child from a wild weekend him and his homeboys had in 1980 while trying to get some ass in Atlanta after a Kool and the Gang concert.

C. Beyonce friend who's also a singer.

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QUESTION 3.

Beyonce's hair is:

A. Fake

B. Real

C. I really don't give a shit because it's on her head not mine.

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QUESTION 4.

WATCH THIS VIDEO

What is your first response?

A. I hope she falls flat on her face. See if she smiles then, fake bitch!

B. Oh, Beyonce can do it all. She sings, dances, writes, produces, designs clothes, acts, AND she models! She can probably cure cancer while walking on water. She is the greatest person to ever live in the history of life and I am so blessed to have her in my life.

C. Wow. I didn't know Beyonce was in a charity fashion show.

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