Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is this site serious or is it a joke?

A: Yes.

Q: Do you have a life?

A: Yes. I have a very full life. Every morning I wake up and take a bath in True Star Gold, then I have a breakfast of Popeye's 2-Piece and Biscuit and a Pepsi. Then I play my B'Day album backwards to see if Beyonce put in a hidden message to me. Then I put on my House of Dereon Zebra-Skin/Spandex/Fur-Trimmed Hoodie and I say a silent prayer and thank God blessing us with Beyonce, and then I ask that He protect her and anoint her wig with power and strength to block all evil spirits which may try to defeat her.

Q: Isn't it hypocritical to bash other artists but then get mad that people bash Beyonce?

A: Yes.

Q: Are you an obsessed stan?

A: No, on this site we speak nothing but the truth (with a strong bias towards Beyonce)

Q: Are you affiliated with Beyonce?

A: No. But this site was paid for by Baby Daniel.

Q: What Do You Think About Rhianna?

A: So one Friday night, I dropped Solange off at work to do a double shift at Best Buy (she's always on the grind, just like her sister). So I was pulling back into the Knowles compound and went down to the studio and Beyonce and Jay were already in there working on 'Umbrella.' (Umbrella was originally a collaboration between Beyonce, Jay, and Rihanna.)

Then Rihanna came in after a couple of hours her and Beyonce got drunk and started harmonizing together.

Then Beyonce said "Why you gotta try to sing my part" Then Rihanna said "I sing lead in this" Then Beyonce said "I don't sing back-up for nobody" Then Rihanna said whatever and threw a chicken bone at Beyonce, and Beyonce threw a lamp at Rihanna, and Jay jumped in it had tried to break it up had to go back and sit his elderly ass down cause you know his knees are bad.

At this moment I realized how disrespectful Rihanna is. Most people know that when Beyonce says something you need to do it. But this ho didn't even flinch. She was being so disrespectful, so I felt the need to talk to her in private to let her know what's good because I last time Beyonce jumped on somebody it was backstage at the BET Awards when LeToya walked into her dressing room and took a hot wing without asking. It took all of the producers at BET and the whole Def Jam staff to pull Beyonce off that bitch.

So, anyway back to Rihanna...

Once security escorted Beyonce to her room, and Jay left to drive Tina to Bingo down at the church[1], I felt that it was the right time to have a private talk with Rihanna. I said "Look, RiRi, I know you're new here and I'm not sure how they do things in the islands, but up here in the United States, when you talk to a dude's girlfriend like that, you're asking for trouble. I'm giving you a friendly warning, but you got off easy. Lucky for you Beyonce is trying to walk right with Jesus, but in her sinning days Beyonce would have come out of her bag on you and would have been your face and a boxcutter, so in the future you might want to watch how you talk to her.

Then Rihanna had the nerve to interrupt me and said "Whatever! I'm the new hottest chick on the block, give me 6 months and Jay won't even remember who Beyonce is!"

That was the last time I spoke to Rihanna.

I tried to tell Beyonce but there's nothing I can do because it's my word against Rihanna's. I told Baby Daniel and he offered to take Solange's 1991 Honda Civic and bring it to a real slow creep around Rihanna's block, but I told him not to.

I wrote all of that to say DO NOT fall for the "Good Girl, Gone Bad" shit. She ain't just gone bad. She's been a ho since day one.

[1] In case you were wondering, Tina won $50 at bingo and bought a new wig to wear at the BET Awards